there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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