i think i have herpe
just one?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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