idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
vagina is talking i cant
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
