I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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