Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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