You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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