Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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