That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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