'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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