that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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