I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
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Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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