Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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