I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
you never un-have a 4some
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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