"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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