hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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