My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Randomize
