Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you win again, gameday.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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