Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.