He's been sleeping iwht ***
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
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Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.