just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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