I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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