sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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