rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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