honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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