AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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