I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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