I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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