I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Everything about him screamed your future.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
