I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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