Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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