Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
birth control should be required to get into college
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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