Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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