Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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