no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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