Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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