I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
a search helicopter?!
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
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I got inside last night via doggy door
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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