Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Randomize
