butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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