I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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