Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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