Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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