Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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