remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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