i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I should be sponsored by Trojan
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You are the jesus of drinking
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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