Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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