Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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