I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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