I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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