i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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