I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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