He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
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We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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