everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
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Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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