Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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