I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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