Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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