he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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