I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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