do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
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And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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